happy lunar festival?

Hmph. So, travelled all over kalimdor picking up Coins of Ancestry. Most were fun an easy.

Except Orgrimar. Even though I was plainly wearing festival clothes, unarmed and just passing through, I was killed twice. And spit on. By BLOOD ELVES! They are not even REAL Horde!

So, adopted a new strategy when I went to Thunder Bluff. Let the guards beat on me all they wanted. After all, was in there city, they were just doing their job. Smacked a few "civilians" wearing guild tabards just for being rude jerks.

And then, just so these "civilians" wouldn't gain any honor from their contemporaries for being morons, I made a bit of a rude gesture after getting the coin.

Then leaped OFF of the Elder Rise. Hey, the local spirit healer owed me a solid. Take that Blood Elves!

No respect I am telling you!

Am not liking the randomness of chance. Last night went into the Steamvaults with Intensity. We are being good guild, have much better runs than when am teaming up with strangers. Was me and guild mistress, who is laser chicken, shaman number one, who is big healer guy, mage who is freezer boy and warrior who is tank. Is such good tank tanks with DAGGER and does job! Only tank am am not grabbing attention of bad guys with. Well, unless she dies......

But once again, am not getting anything can be using. Except Frost Armor Kit. Am thinking is not so great for time and effort.

Arcatraz? Many runs, nothing can be using. Botanica? Same. Slabs? I am hating you Murmur. Drop spear! Steamvaults? Nope. Am seriously needing some upgrades. Am not wanting to be going to war to be getting them. Am pacifist, sorta. Am fighting war vs Burning Legion, not Horde!

Sad thing is we were getting communications mixed. A Primal Nether dropped. Could have used to make belt which is upgrade! Me and warrior rolled greed, mage rolled need. He is not needing upgrades like me. Has been having decent luck. Am thinking no more mister nice draenei. Even if are guild, am gonna be greedy. Am major source of damage on guild runs. Need to be upgrading.

Ok, rant is being over.

Hmh.

So far today is being mixed. Was bombing eggs and doing well, even if those owls tried to eat my head. According to Skyguard, am not a nugget nomore. What is nugget? I am hating common. Stupid language. Then bombed Forge Camps. Fun. Those cannons are hurting. Not so much the fire they are shooting, but the fact that when the hit me, I am always falling on top of 3 or 4 demons and some warlocks. That hurts. Oh, and got the Rokk his stupid giant owl stew. Greedy goblin never shares, just gives me a crate of meat or some fish in a barrel.

Oh well, is ok.

Then I joined fight in Warsong Gulch. I am trying to get enough honor to be buying a crossbow I saw in Stormwind. Is not too bad. Not like the fight we were having in the Gulch. Am I only one in Alliance who is knowing what defense is? And why is it when they are grabbing the flag, was I only one chasing down the druid that was having it? *sigh* Is reasons I don't join the "war" very often. Always am forgetting, though.

First Post

OK, so this is being my journal of adventures through Azeroth and Outland. Friends has been telling me, "You are being Papa Smurf! (what is smurf? I dunno....), you should be writing this stuff down! What is the good of being a space goat if you don't put that advanced education to good use!"

Hm. Why am not liking common. No poetry.

So, I shall be doing as they ask. In journal shall be adventires of not only me, but various friends am sponsoring in their adventuring career. Who? Now you are wanting background? Greedy peoples.

Ok, I am being Dobrynya. I am hunter. I travel around with companions Chernobog (a big cat), Voivode (a big bug), and Sarkany (a big snake with wings). And many, many small pets. I am unable to turn away strays, which explains, how Betak be putting it: my posse, who is being:

Zorchir, my cousin. A shaman who is just reaching the point where his career gets...interesting.
Belenos, a young night elf druid I am sponsoring. He is being all exciting because now he can become mighty bear. Big deal. I eat mighty bears.
Glacialis, a cute little gnome mage. She is also not quite being sane. She is having hatred of bunnies.
Betka, a human warrior. He is juts starting out.
Shashka, another cousin. He is being a paladin. He is from the "refined" side of family. The ones who think us "earthy, nature types" are being black sheep. I am saving however, when is last time they killed a fell reaver? I am not thinking so!

So, try not to be getting bored with journal. I am not being greatest writer in world. But am trying my humble best.

Now if you are pardoning me, am off to be killing evil things and am going to be taking their stuffs.

One has to fund war against evil somehow *shrug*.